Mark Zuckerberg is kind of like George Washington. If you think about it, George Washington did amazing things in his lifetime. He really hit the big ones: Had a house, wife, family, business. Then he started a country. Decided what kind of government should operate that country. Oh yeah. Then he just made himself a General. And he won wars. (disclaimer- this is not a commentary on war, government, or anything that follows in this news report). Then he went back to business in the end I think. His last days he worked at the Minimarket where it all started: G's Stop 'n Go.
(News report new Paragraph) So yeah Mark Zuckerberg is like GW. Now he's got his country and he's taking it to Wall Street and the old school of Wall Street is like you better come hang with us if you want our money. And Mark is like no way. You guys are boring and this is new school suckas. And he probably denied a friend request or two (lame fb joke). And then the old school gents are all that wasn't smart that he didn't show up if he wants our money I can't get a feel for the guy. But yeah it's a great investment I'm gonna buy a bzillion shares. Its like MZ is in the middle of a war!
(New news paragraph) See how much like GW that is? Only it's modern. Our generation just wants things to be cool, with amazing interface or HTML and cool apps and its good for the environment and Dre wearing a cool mask while DJ'ing over a frosty DP. But otherwise we are over the king and the country a million miles a way that wants us to pay for stamps. Mark, get on the bow of this boat. And put your foot up on the rail real cool like. We are gonna cross a river.
On second thought (and yes I'll rob myself of that epic-ly dramatic close in the last paragraph but I'll use a small font) Dre is a lot like GW. Dre's probably cooler than Mark Z. And he's got the initials before his name. I don't think Mark Z even has his MBA. Mark Z hasn't really worked that hard, in my opinion, to get to where he is. (Just an opinion, and it has no place in the news) So BVC will just throw it out there to you, the reader, because that's our first priority. Have you thought about GW lately? Have you thought about how amazing he was? Who do you want to compare him to? Cool. Keep it to yourself. Its more meaningful that way.
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