Elizabeth Shue

Dear Elizabeth Shue in the Saint.

I had a really good time tonight with you. Your hair looked amazing and your skin is really nice and shiny. You are everything that a woman should be: humble, attractive, beautiful, hot, amazing, funny, and really f---ing smart. These are the things that i look for in a woman. We had such great conversation and I think that its really great that you invented cold fusion before anyone else did. There are not many times in this life when we can say, "Hey I was the first person to do that. I invented it before anyone else did." And then when people/me ask you what the hell you're talking about, you just pull the equations out of your bra (cause you wrote them down and that's where you hid the paper, like a spy).

What are you doing tomorrow. Maybe we can go to the park and play soccer. You kick your legs up when you run. Has anyone ever pointed that out to you. Its pretty awesome. And its good form.

I think that we should hang out again, sometime, like soon, in a church with a priest, a wedding dress (on you) and a tuxedo (on me). It would be fun. I think the wedding dress will look good on you and it will be perfect to wear for where we are going. Our wedding reception. I'm going to party really hard and dance really hard, doing my moves and dancing with all of my friends. I'm going to pound so many drinks because i'll be so happy that we're getting married.

Anyways, get some sleep.


Love,
Derek